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Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?
A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.
The moonshiner's daughter always made me liquor.
When I showed the fisherman's daughter my rod she quickly reeled.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Q: What's better than roses on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ.
They recently descovered a new type of dinasaur. The first known lesbian dinasaur! They named it Lickalotapuss...
What did the adoption agency say two the two lesbians when they asked for a
child? -Sorry, we don't give minors to lickers.
